Monday Mad List

1. People who think there is an "x" in the word "espresso".


2. MTV/E!/VH1 shows that enlist of D-list comedians or washed up stars to comment on outrageous videos of criminals or celebrities. Who are you? Funny clips speak for themselves - what's more laughable is your career [or lack thereof].


3. Flies. There must be a gaping hole in one of our window screens that has allowed upwards of 30 flies into our apartment. That, or a Biblical plague of some sort. I just trapped about 20 in one of the dining room windows. What the hell?


4. Shedding. Since my luscious lockz have grown past my shoulders I find loose hair everywhere. It falls out constantly and I have to make a conscious effort to clean the bathroom daily so that I don't become overwhelmed by my wookie hairs. Seriously, every shower yields a Locks of Love donation.